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+#!/usr/bin/env zsh
+# poor man's aur helper
+for i in jq curl; do
+	whence $i &>/dev/null || { printf "missing %s!\n" $i >&2; exit 1 }
+done
+
+pacman -Qm | while read package version; do
+	eval upstream=$(curl -s "https://aur4.archlinux.org/rpc.php?type=info&arg=$package"|jq '.results.Version?')
+	if [[ -n $upstream && $version != $upstream ]]; then
+		printf "%s :: %s -> %s\n" $package $version $upstream
+	fi
+done