diff --git a/bashplugins b/bashplugins
index 6158935..d3cc58b 100644
--- a/bashplugins
+++ b/bashplugins
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+fuck() { echo 'no, fuck you'; }
+
 enable_vscripts()
 {
     local vscripts="${HOME}/vscripts"